[14:44:25] kanijima: what the hell [14:44:32] kanijima: is lisa telling you about our conversation right now [14:44:38] kanijima: that was totally random [14:44:41] disastrous code: no, was replying to your comment on my fb [14:44:44] kanijima: oh [14:44:48] kanijima: LOL [14:44:51] kanijima: yeah, i read that too [14:45:00] kanijima: but it's so epically retarded [14:45:12] kanijima: like the only reason anyone would do that is for their own sick amusement [14:45:41] kanijima: like you'd have to be some serious coprophile to enjoy that shit [14:45:53] kanijima: i bet the movie would sell majorly as a scat fetish porn [14:46:07] disastrous code: lol [14:46:15] disastrous code: i have to say it is quite creative [14:46:24] kanijima: LOL [14:46:30] disastrous code: reverse engineer siamese...n-tuplets [14:46:38] kanijima: what's the point [14:46:40] kanijima: i don't get it. [14:46:48] kanijima: like what's the doctor's motivation [14:46:50] disastrous code: there is no point really, in reality [14:46:55] disastrous code: in the movie that's just his fetish [14:47:01] kanijima: oh. LOL [14:47:04] kanijima: then he's epic. [14:47:07] disastrous code: kinda like how some firefighters become arsonists [14:47:10] disastrous code: you know, that sort of thing [14:47:20] kanijima: ok, i approve [14:47:31] disastrous code: so it's like, "hmmm i wonder if this will work" [14:47:35] kanijima: as long as it's his fetish, i approve. [14:47:40] kanijima: that makes all the sense i need it to [14:47:46] disastrous code: and since he's a brilliant surgeon, he's got the money and the chops for it [14:47:51] kanijima: lolol [14:47:54] disastrous code: lol [14:48:08] kanijima: epic epic epic [14:48:14] disastrous code: from a pure scientific point of view i think it's pretty epic too [14:48:21] disastrous code: but morally and ethically not so much lol [14:49:13] kanijima: how is it epic from a scientific point of view [14:50:02] kanijima: it's retarded. the purpose of science is progress. that is total retarded regression from a scientific viewpoint [14:50:25] disastrous code: well if you want to look at it that way, yeah [14:50:35] kanijima: well how are you looking at it [14:50:39] kanijima: please enlighten me lol [14:50:40] disastrous code: but to the doctor it's like an elaborate science fair project [14:50:40] disastrous code: lol [14:50:44] disastrous code: like [14:50:54] disastrous code: is it possible to engineer something like this [14:50:59] disastrous code: and have it survive [14:51:02] kanijima: LOL [14:51:09] kanijima: having people eat other people's shit? [14:51:13] kanijima: epic. [14:51:23] disastrous code: i don't know what it would accomplish in the long run if it really succeeds [14:51:30] kanijima: yeah. absolutely nothing. [14:51:37] kanijima: except appeal to coprophiles. [14:51:38] disastrous code: lol [14:51:42] kanijima: scat fetishists. [14:52:07] kanijima: like "NOW PERFORMING FOR YOUR SEXUAL VIEWING PLEASURE, YOU SICK SCAT LOVING FUCKS, THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE!!!" [14:52:24] disastrous code: lol why are you so focused on the shit-eating part [14:52:32] kanijima: ... [14:52:39] kanijima: what else is there to focus on??? [14:52:51] kanijima: the peoples mouths are glued to their anuses!!! [14:53:32] kanijima: oh god i can totally imagine this: "FOR THE FIRST ACT, THE HEAD WILL EAT A HAMBURGER! THEN WE WILL RETURN WHEN HE'S READY TO TAKE A SHIT INTO THE SECOND PERSON'S MOUTH!" [14:53:43] kanijima: and so on and so forth. [14:53:54] disastrous code: lol [14:54:21] disastrous code: hmmm what if you bypassed that part? [14:54:27] kanijima: that's like asking me why i'm staring at the sun during an eclipse [14:54:32] disastrous code: no no [14:54:34] disastrous code: stop for one second [14:54:50] disastrous code: let's say you only use certain organs from each part [14:54:56] kanijima: what do you mean [14:55:04] disastrous code: they're still stitched together like that [14:55:16] kanijima: oh you mean like they can't even survive without each other [14:55:19] disastrous code: and let's assume for all intents and purposes, the latter parts get their IV on a regular basis [14:55:23] kanijima: like part of the digestive tract is in the head [14:55:28] disastrous code: to keep themselves fed [14:55:29] disastrous code: right [14:55:41] kanijima: and then the next 2/3ds is in the 2nd body [14:55:42] kanijima: etc. [14:55:46] disastrous code: and then it bypasses the head's intestines but goes into the second part [14:55:48] disastrous code: and then so on [14:55:50] kanijima: ehh... cumbersome. [14:55:53] kanijima: and stupid design [14:55:56] kanijima: from a biological standpoint [14:56:00] disastrous code: true, wasted organs are bad [14:56:15] kanijima: but i guess if you're just a sick fuck, that would be kind of cool [14:56:18] disastrous code: lol [14:56:39] disastrous code: coz the doctor's goal is to create a stitched "thing" with a singular digestive system [14:56:45] kanijima: but the problem with that is they're still each individualized [14:56:48] disastrous code: right now it's not really one, just 3 with recycled stuff over and over [14:56:51] kanijima: they still each have their own heads [14:56:53] kanijima: which is just so fucked [14:57:17] disastrous code: lol [14:57:28] kanijima: like your face is permanently stuck to a dude's fucking asshole [14:57:31] disastrous code: lol [14:57:35] kanijima: oh god the cramping [14:57:37] kanijima: and breathing [14:57:47] kanijima: and what about farts? [14:57:48] disastrous code: or hmmmmm [14:57:50] kanijima: dude farts would be bad. [14:57:54] kanijima: and diarrea [14:57:55] kanijima: omg [14:58:04] disastrous code: what if the latter parts are just that, parts? [14:58:05] kanijima: diarrea into the second dude's mouth. [14:58:14] kanijima: yeah, i guess that would make it more feasible [14:58:21] disastrous code: but how would you control those [14:58:23] kanijima: but at the same time, it wouldn't have the same shock value [14:58:30] disastrous code: you'd have to extend nerves into the parts [14:58:34] kanijima: because you're dehumanizing them when you remove the heads [14:58:44] disastrous code: yeah well i'm thinking past that right now lol [14:58:46] disastrous code: just brainstorming [14:58:49] kanijima: so from a movie watching standpoint, that takes away like 90% of the shock value. [14:59:16] kanijima: the whole fucked part is that they're just 3 people sown together with their faces stuck [14:59:19] disastrous code: yeah [14:59:33] disastrous code: but sciecntifically is it possible to have an extra limb attached to you and be able to control it? [14:59:45] kanijima: possibly [14:59:50] disastrous code: hmm [15:00:32] disastrous code: i wonder how my brain would react to that [15:00:39] kanijima: ugh. i don't want to think about it. [15:00:47] disastrous code: like if i had two extra arms on my back [15:01:18] disastrous code: pretty fascinating stuff =P [15:01:39] kanijima: ok you might be more disturbed than me if you're fascinated by that kind of thing. [15:02:11] disastrous code: lol [15:02:24] disastrous code: well scientifically it's fun to think about [15:02:28] disastrous code: like what-ifs [15:02:29] kanijima: but i take that back since i find the human centipede quite fascinating [15:02:35] disastrous code: lol [15:02:37] disastrous code: isn't it? [15:02:39] disastrous code: as fucked up as it is [15:02:41] kanijima: yeah. [15:03:01] kanijima: ultimately i think the write is just a serious scat fetishist [15:03:04] kanijima: *writer [15:03:14] kanijima: i think he seriously gets off on it. [15:03:20] disastrous code: lol [15:03:25] disastrous code: wouldn't be surprised [15:04:20] kanijima: brb shower